Sunday, September 15, 2024

Sterling Warner


Good Night & Good Luck

 

—Apologies to Edward R. Murrow

News anchors mystified by “cool brat” meaning

utter misleading titles & sound bites they can’t control:

Australian Surfer’s Leg Washes to Shore;

Disciplined Army Reserve Officers Admonished;

Wolf of Airbnb Defrauds NYC Landlords.

 

…Good Night & Good Luck.

Relinquishing the role of trustworthy reporting

to shock jocks, podcasters, DJs & tweeters,

information floats across fancy monitors

dominates social media platforms,

drops freely from misinformed lips during

water cooler conversations where people discuss

sensationalized headlines repeat false, distort facts

& elevate falsehoods couched in phrases

dominated by dangling, misplaced modifiers:

Student Excited Dad Got Head Job;

Soda Cans Exploding like Delta Airlines “Little Bombs”;

Man Stands on Motorcycle Seat Driving 104 MPH;

Starving, Olympic Food Bar Devoured;

Olympic Athlete Eats at Food Bar With a Tattoo.

Child Swallowed by Python in Red Pajamas;

Police Warn Man with No Arms & No Legs is Armed & On the Run.

 

…Good Night & Good Luck.

 

Editors & webmasters relegate updates on war torn countries,

indigent families & suffering citizens to back pages

in the New York Times or between 60 Minutes commercial breaks,

filling empty space, perpetuating toxic memes, animating

the uncomfortable hush caused by slack wagging tongues.

…Good Night & Good Luck.







Arc de Triomphe Pilgrims

High school voyagers,

premarital couples,

& collage dropouts backpack

through Normandy fields,

nibble on exotic cheese

sample cuisine, contemplating

a side trip to the Aquitaine

in search of Limousin beef,

duck foie gras, rich, red Bordeaux

wine & a chance to explore

historical landscapes

from the French Alps

to the Pyrenees always atop

Charlemagne’s shoulders

each day celebrated

like St. Crispin’s feast,

Agincourt groupies,

rambling towards Paris

trekking like bicyclists

across the Champs-Élysées.







Wistful Entreaties

 

Take me back to cherry tree orchards blossoming 

throughout Santa Clara Valley in the 1960’s,

that inspired time before birthing Silicon Valley 

replaced fertile fields and fruit bearing groves with glass, 

steel, cement, tar, high technology, and computer chips.

 

Free me from yesteryear’s idealized social diaspora

perceived through a senior citizen’s vantage point;

mindful of lessons learned, responsibility accepted,

swing wide youthful curiosity, advancement’s doorway,

acclaim achievements true, own up to virtue questionable.

 

Help me ignore shadowsrecalling bad decisions,

regretting dump yard expeditions, adding rubbish to landfill—

future housing track foundations—major source 

of toxins, leachate and greenhouse gases, tolerating

Eichler’s radiant heating, San Jose’s mounting smog.

 

Let me recall small budget pleasures frequenting

drive-in movie theaters dotting the valley’s 

agricultural perimeter, where Steven’s Creek Blvd 

gave rancher’s a thoroughfare and the Winchester

Mystery House marked the edge of town.

 

Grant me childhood bliss hiking amid Alum Rock hills,

searching for treasure filled caves—Joaquin Murrieta’s haunts—

or exploring abandoned shafts inside the condemned

New Almaden quicksilver mines, oblivious

to dangerous rotting timbers and poisonous cinnabar ore.

 

Permit me quaint mind expansion…just limit my high to Geritol 

enhancement; shorten day long treks through San Jose

to mailbox journeys, and venerate fingertip entertainment

as a respectable alternative to clubbing it, theatre premiers,

lowriding kicks, or Mount Umunhum trysts in parked cars.


Michelle Smith

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